Sapevatelo! Yes, but ...
... in Sweden is so efficient that the police found your stuff before you realize that you have stolen something.
... most of the girls or Swedish chicks are objectively or are no longer objectively are not open to opinions and views.
... in Sweden there is no police, there are only so many overseers of public transport.
... in Sweden when a girl is fat really is ... so there are no half measures!
... most of the Swedes in the spring bloom.
... Sweden's national sport is badminton and was forced to play in a skirt, both male and female.
... in Sweden you can not cough in public.
... in Sweden there is no bureaucracy, just say it out loud you want it! "And you can do anything.
... in Sweden, in summer, the many hours of daylight cause hallucinations, disorientation, loss of smell, loose, short-term memory loss, hallucinations and disorientation.
... in Sweden, in winter, because of the many hours of darkness, depression affects 95% of the national population. The remaining 5% will not come next spring.
... Sweden is not fighting a war since 1814 (is true) and the last in which he played was a battle snowball against Norway.
... in Sweden all the mothers who give birth to train his son to the rigid winter temperatures leaving several minutes in the freezer. This practice increases the development in males mustache even at an early age 6-7 years.
... in Sweden, by law, can not speak against the wind.
... Swedes love fish, but the Swedes more.
... Sweden is not Scotland.
... in Sweden when someone says the word "Viking" all must fight the strong chest and pull his whiskers each other, as a demonstration of pride.
... the typical blonde, tall and blue eyes is not Swedish but Norwegian and is easily recognized by the PDO label (country of origin Protected), which leads in the right ear.
... in Sweden to accept that you can appreciate a meal or preening his whiskers (this is the case with many men and even some women) or make a fart sound much.
... in Sweden underwear vending machines parts are required in restaurants.
... the Swedes in the south do not take kindly those in the north, because the centers are in the south and the economy should stay at home and we steal their work and never make a cock and the Mafia.
... in Sweden, for national security affairs, no one can make snowmen trope similar to humans.
... in Sweden you can pay the bill at a restaurant in applause.
... Swedes love fish, in fact, de facto unions with aquatic animals are recognized by the state since 1949 under a law of the Minister Tage Erlander that after a few days after the approval of the law is one of fact to a hermit crab.
in Sweden ... so on and so forth.
Swedes do not get upset ... ever ... to shake up his mustache as a sign of disappointment.
... many Swedes are lesbians.
in Sweden ... the king runs naked through the kingdom convinced to wear beautiful clothes.
... in Sweden when someone does a bad job it is said that he does "as the Russians" (is true) ...
Swedes and Russians have always been excellent diplomatic ties.
university courses in Sweden ... held in ice caves.
... in Sweden before the king sneeze all bow.
... for the Swedes have dark hair is a sign of weakness.
... in Sweden, there are the tides.
... in Sweden when they want to heat a room open the freezer.
